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the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

Talking to Jerry and Sabrina about my Jack and the-tooth-fairy’s Tooth’s relationship and im just laughing and crying my poor baby has so many issues.

I am ready to just either crack Jax over the head, or shove an entire quiver of cupid’s arrows into him.

Cackles and tortures you with more cute scenarios. 

Talking to Jerry and Sabrina about my Jack and the-tooth-fairy’s Tooth’s relationship and im just laughing and crying my poor baby has so many issues.

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
~ the-tooth-fairy

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

"Uh…. Tooth? You okay?"

"……. -groans-"

"So, uh, Tooth, how have you been?"

"….-stares-"

"…What?"

"I can’t even… I don’t- I don’t think small talk is working right now…"

"Right… I’ll… go, then."

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
~ the-tooth-fairy

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

"Uh…. Tooth? You okay?"

"……. -groans-"

"So, uh, Tooth, how have you been?"

"….-stares-"

"…What?"

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
~ the-tooth-fairy

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

"Uh…. Tooth? You okay?"

"……. -groans-"

"So, uh, Tooth, how have you been?"

"I'll distract her with my teeth, you run."
~ gonnahavealittlefun

"I think… I think I’ll be fine."

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
~ the-tooth-fairy

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

"Uh…. Tooth? You okay?"

"I’m sorry! I really don’t know where that came from! I just… does it mea- oh my god."

"It’s fine, Tooth! It’s just… kind of strange…to hear that coming from you."

"I didn’t… I- agh, I’m so embarrassed!"

"Makes two of us."

Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.
~ the-tooth-fairy

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

"What."

"Except you don’t have curves. You’re just all bone, you twig."

"Nice cover up."

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
~ the-tooth-fairy

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

"Uh…. Tooth? You okay?"

"I’m sorry! I really don’t know where that came from! I just… does it mea- oh my god."

"It’s fine, Tooth! It’s just… kind of strange…to hear that coming from you."

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
~ the-tooth-fairy

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

the-tooth-fairy:

walmartcashierjackfrost:

"Uh…. Tooth? You okay?"

"I don’t know where that came from!"

"Uh.. okay… Are you… That wasn’t serious…. was it?"

"I don’t even think I know what that even meant! I just… I don’t know!"

"That uh… We can… Um… *clears throat* We can forget this… ever happened…."